Lesson #01   Big Money in Porn! Fact or Fiction?
You see it in email spam. The words pop-up at you when you open strange web pages. The media barrages you with reports of college-age...

Lesson #02   Is Porn a Private Club?
The doors are closed. This is a private club. We are no longer accepting new members. Does the business of the adult Internet seem like an...

Lesson #03   Times Up on Internet Success!
A new kid came into the big, bad adult webmaster BBS the other night. She made a plea to all the members of the board to help her make money off...

Lesson #04   For Love or Just Money?
I had a dream about a wonderful land where riches fell upon those who were worthy because of their cleverness. A rosy world that rewarded good...

Lesson #05   Remember: Walk, Don't Run!
I like to make my points with analogies. The above quote by my favorite Beatle is from a song off his first post-fab-four album "Plastic Ono...

Lesson #06   Stay Clean From Porn Marshals!
Starting a new venture is exciting and even a little scary. The anticipation is even more intense when you know you're involved in something that...

Lesson #07   Newbies: Where Do You Begin?
I was looking through past articles I've written for the Academy and I noticed I may have left out the answer to an adult newbie professional's...

Lesson #08   Don't Forget Your Meta Tags!
You got that killer content. You put it on your site with it's killer layout. You found killer sponsors. You posted banners links to them on your...

Lesson #09   Etiquette for an Unseemly Profession
Since before the days of the Middle Ages, humans have adopted codes of social behavior mostly as a form of survival. The military salute comes...

Lesson #10   Peer or Predator?
As an adult webmaster, you're part of an Industry that is paving the way for all others on the Internet. Many of the technologies and...

Lesson #11   The Reality of Online Success!
Last year, a lot of people who were employed by non-adult Internet related companies lost their jobs. The year began with an American election...

Lesson #12   Etiquette for an Unseemly Profession 2
Like different cultures have different methods of proper social behavior, different professions go about interacting differently. An example of...

Lesson #13   Protecting Your Innovative Ideas!
I have a personal theory that approximately twenty people on this planet have the same brilliant idea at the same time. At exactly the same given...

Lesson #14   Summer Slowdown!
The summer slow down in the online porn world. Is it real? The belief is that a majority of Internet's paying porn customers are young college...

Lesson #15   Pick one Thing and Do it Well!
When I first started in the adult Internet I had these great visions of a master porn network that would fly to the highest reaches of cyber-fame. I...

Lesson #16   How I Got Into Online Porn
Face it. We have cool jobs. There's a hefty faction of modern society that will say otherwise, but you and I know better. I always thought I operated...

Lesson #17   The Summer Slowdown is Over
Hooray kids! That real/not real time referred to in the adult webmaster world as the SUMMER SLOWDOWN is almost over! The horny college boys are...

Lesson #18   I Like My Spam Fried
My Dad worked his way through college as a fry cook. Every once in a while, he would prepare cool treats for us kids and watching him do it was...

Lesson #19   Unseemly Profession 4
You heard that countless times when you were growing up. You wished for the day when you'd never hear it again, only that day never came. As you got...

Lesson #20   What Do These Words Mean?
Words are words. By themselves, they have no real power. They are merely symbols for the tangible and intangible things in our lives. Just the same,...

Lesson #21   Where Do You Belong?
Everybody is good at something. Some of us are talented artistically. Some of us know how to write good sales copy. Some of us can code programs in...

Lesson #22   Little Fish in a Big Pond
Recently, I took up a new hobby. I am now completely hooked on aquariums and freshwater fish. At the moment, I’ve got one female betta, one male...

Lesson #23   Hooray for ASACP!
Try this sometime. Go to Google or AllTheWeb. Click on the News tab. Now, type in the word porn and click the submit button. Notice how most of the...

Lesson #24   Make it Special!!
Who says you have to have a regular old porn site? Who says you have to follow the herd? Hell, who says you even need dirty pictures to have an adult...

Lesson #25   HTML: The Essential Language
HTML is easy to learn. The technical creation of a web site isn’t exactly brain surgery. Profitable adult webmasters have a general understanding of...

Lesson #26   Judge Me!
New adult webmasters ask this often. Lamentably few of them are prepared for the replies they receive in response to that three-word question....

Lesson #27   Is Porn Getting Out of Hand?
I think back to what porn was like twenty years go. The truth is smut is a hell of a lot easier to find than it was before the Internet came along....

Lesson #28   Summer? Are You Kidding?
It’s that time of year again. Tax time? No. Tax time just passed and hopefully we all came through it valiantly. It’s what comes after tax time. It’s...

Lesson #29   Find Your Special Spot!
Are you like me? Did you have that defining moment when you realized the endless possibilities available to you because of the Internet? The...

Lesson #30   How Much Money?
When you begin to work for a person or company in the physical world you agree to a certain wage or salary for your services. Most are guaranteed a...

Lesson #31   Decoding Stats!
For the adult webmaster the words statistics, stats, these words provoke emotion, reaction and action. Statistical reports on our sites inform us of...

Lesson #32   Get Out!!
Last month I did a very uncharacteristic thing. I went to the University in my town and signed myself and the kid up for a membership to their...

Lesson #33   How You Deal!
When future doctors and nurses are in school, they’re taught to emotionally separate themselves from their patients. They learn to take an objective...

Lesson #34   When is it Time to Spend Money?
I hate spending money when I don’t have to. The Internet has been a wonderland for a miserly bastard like me. I’ve written many articles for Cozy...

Lesson #35   Be Special!
You don’t have to own a paysite to make money from Internet porn. You don’t have to own a TGP or a top list or even be a very good webmaster in order...

Lesson #36   No Magic. No Tricks!
Look. I understand. I’ve been there. You know you can make this work. You know you have something to offer. You know that you are just as smart and...

Lesson #37   Anti-Social in a Social Scene
I think I’m like many of you. I’m a lone wolf, from the middle of nowhere. I stalk this dirty forest. I’m grabbing food and finding shelter when I...

Lesson #38   Morality and Porn
Of or relating to principles of right and wrong in behavior. Expressing or teaching a conception of right behavior. Conforming to a standard of right...

Lesson #39   Search Tips From Tit!
Sometimes I feel like Johnny Mnemonic. My brain has a maximum capacity of 160 Gigs but I need to be able to store 320 Gigs of information in it. In...

Lesson #40   Mainstream, the New Niche
I got into the whole punk thing pretty late in the game. I became one in 1982, approximately five years into the movement. While I was late in...

Lesson #41   Are You Ethically Challenged?
Oddly, most of the actions I find unacceptable have little to do with familiar subjects like exploitation and objectification. On the whole, if sober...

Lesson #42   Who Can You Trust?
It seems almost every week that someone in our business is exposed as a fraud. You’ve probably seen the scenario. First the rumors creep in through...

Lesson #43   TOS or SOL!
Look, just because the font is tiny and just because most of them are pretty much the same and just because you think you're a big, fat genius...

Lesson #44   In Defense of Free Stuff!
I’ve written numerous articles on how to make money through the adult Internet without spending a dime. I do this because I can. I know of no other...

Lesson #45   It's Okay to Stay Home!
Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of adult webmasters got together and had the time of their lives at a convention on the beach. Big deal. So what? I’m not bitter!...

Lesson #46   Back to School!
The crisp crack of autumn is in the air and from college campuses you can hear the happy proclamation "You got the Internet? Cool! Let’s search for...