"Tis the season to be jolly!"
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"A few well-placed holiday graphics show your surfers that you have a heart under your nasty pervert facade. I suppose there are a few that will be insulted if you embellish your porn page with seasonal touches. Fuck those people. They're just Grinches." |
From simple site decoration to full-fledged gift giving, there’s a way to make goodwill. If you’re doing it right, this is the time of year when the money is consistent and hopefully abundant. Surfers are staying indoors because of the chilly weather. Those lonely college boys are scouring porn between tests. Grown men are saving money by avoiding bars. Mom and Dad are going stir crazy and need some spice in their sugarplums. Your target market is working for you. Why not share a bit of extra love? Give your surfers, friends, affiliates and even freeloaders some comfort and joy!
First order of business; let’s get this "Happy Holidays" thing out of the way. Granted, not everybody follows the Western/Gregorian (whatever) calendar. Accepted that snow time doesn’t happen for
everyone at the same time. Some places on the globe never see snow. Admitting that, there will be no implication that just because it’s December, all the people of the world celebrate some sort of winter
festivity. Taking into account everything mentioned we will now proceed to show you ways to add a bit of Yuletide greetings to your dirty filthy porn pages.
If you run a free site, you can certainly add some kind of Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwaanza/Santa graphics to your pages. A sprig of digital holly. A candy cane horizontal rule. A few pixelized icicles
hanging off your logo. You don’t gotta go full out Winter Wonderland to make the connection. A few well-placed holiday graphics show your surfers that you have a heart under your nasty pervert facade. I
suppose there are a few that will be insulted if you embellish your porn page with seasonal touches. Fuck those people. They’re just Grinches.
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If you run a paysite, this is the best time to throw out some goodies- from Santa! Your members deserve a treat for paying your bills. How about a bonus hardcore movie or discount for a fresh three-month
membership? Perhaps you could just send out a nice, personal e-mail, thanking all your members for their faithful viewership throughout the year. They’re your members. Let them know that you appreciate their business at a time of year when doing it doesn’t feel like sucking up.
For you gallery makers and porn bloggers, every day can be merry. If you submit galleries to TGPs for a living, how about decking your usual templates with some snowflakes and pine cones? If you’re exceptionally lucky, you might find some content provider that’s leasing photo sets where the models are sporting red velvet and white fur. If you blog, you can write a few entries about sex near a warm winter fire with a cup of eggnog. Push sponsors but remember that your readers are cold and horny and maybe a little bit blue. Give them a smile or at least a funny cartoon or Xmas joke.
If you run an online adult toy store or if you’re marketing one through a sponsor, this is the most wonderful time of the year. People buy dirty presents at Christmas and don’t ever let anyone tell you any
different. Someone is searching for an adult gift right now. Could be a glass dildo or a gag inflatable sheep. Some husband is buying crotchless panties for his wife. Some wife is buying crotchless panties
for her husband. If you’re an affiliate webmaster, you should really look into sponsors that offer an online store program. Many of them let you personalize the storefront and pick your merchandise.
The coolest part about the holiday time is that it extends a bit, all the way to February 14. One could say that Valentine’s Day is a sexier holiday than Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwaanza/Santa. It’s kind of the day
where one is supposed to have sex, or at least, think about it a lot. Lovers buy chocolate paint from online stores, sites get decorated with hearts, galleries feature beauties all in red. In between December and
February an adult webmaster can play up the bubbly New Year’s drunken party theme.
There’s nothing wrong in spreading some joy even with tits and pink. There are millions of lonely people looking for something to make them feel anything and they need it more during this blasted, damned season of giving. Do your part. Brighten your free site, gallery, online shop or paysite with some Fa-la-la-la-la. Add a Smutty Holiday Touch!