Since you’re already polluting the minds of the populace with your dirty Internet porn, why not pollute their bodies too? That’s right. You can sell the one legal drug that is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. You can sell booze to strangers and you don’t have to clean any puke or break up any bar fights. You can be a complete demon who not only sells sex but also sells it’s favorite enabler, alcohol.
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"Porn and liquor are almost synonymous and I don't think I have to explain why." |
In case you don’t know this, many many adult people like fermented drinks. Some like them so much they’ll drink until they pass out but that’s not your concern. You want to sell your devil juice to grown up customers of legal drinking age who can make their own decisions. As long as you comply with the laws of the country and/or city in which you live, there’s nothing to prevent you from finding and accommodating adults who want to purchase their spirits through the Internet.
I don’t know about you but I bet I could name at least one person who gets drunks and surfs porn. I could probably name another person that sees porn and suddenly desires a drink. Porn and liquor are almost synonymous and I don’t think I have to explain why. Instead of flying banners for penis enhancement pills or blowup sex dolls on your hardcore gallery, have you ever thought about marketing intoxicants?
Recently, The Honorable Richard Berman - a federal judge from New York- ruled that preventing out-of-state wineries from shipping to New York residents was discriminatory and unconstitutional. You may already know that some states prohibit their citizens to purchase wine from other states, over the Internet. The general belief is that states do this to prevent underage drinking abuse. The fact is the prohibition is often a form of protectionism. The state protects the wine merchants within it by blocking citizen’s access to out-of-state adult beverages. What this means is that the laws concerning the sales of wine and other alcoholic spirits are relaxing as far as the web are concerned.
It doesn’t mean you can sell wine to just anybody but it does mean that politicians and special interest groups don’t get to manipulate the Internet as if it were not part of the real world. If you want to sell wine and liquor over the net, you would do well to investigate the particular laws concerning such commerce in your state or region. Those laws that apply to the physical world apply to the net as well.
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A buyer might be of legal drinking age where they live but may be too young by your community’s standards. Most locations have certain licensing you need in order to sell alcoholic beverages whether you do it from a bar or from on online shop. Wine and beer licenses generally cost much less than those for selling hard liquor. The truth is, it’s rather complicated to buy and sell adult drinks whether you do so on the web or in real life.
The good news is you don’t have to get a license or buy product in order to be an Internet wine merchant. You can get your surfers drunk without hassle through the well-known method of affiliate sales. That’s right. There are sponsors who will pay you for selling their product just like adult sponsors pay affiliates that sell porn. Some of them are:
Prime Wines
(http://www.primewines.com/affiliates.asp)
Online wine merchants pay a percentage commission to their affiliate webmasters. These folks pay six percent on sales under $1000.00 and eight percent when your sales exceed $1000.00.
Wine.com
(http://www.wine.com/affiliate/default.asp)
The owners of the ultimate wine domain name have an affiliate program too! They also pay six percent for sales up to one thousand dollars and eight percent thereafter.
800wine.com
(http://www.800wine.com/affiliates.cfm)
This company offers a higher initial commission to affiliates and has a lower sales threshold for higher commissions. They pay eight percent on sales under $500.00 and ten percent of sales that exceed it.
Make sure to read the terms of service when signing up for a wine affiliate program. Also familiarize yourself with the laws concerning the sale of alcoholic beverages where you live. You might not be able to directly link to a wine site from a hardcore page. You might not be legally allowed to sell wine where you live, even if it’s for another company.
Porn goes well with the Internet. Sex goes well with wine. Now wine and sex and the Internet can all go together in one place, your adult website!