While I have been told I have huge balls, I do not have a penis. I have ovaries, fallopian tubes and a uterus. I like penises. I have often found a penis to have more character than the man has, but I bash. I do know one thing: Size is really really important. There, I said it.
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"Faster than a teenage fellow can get an erection, adult sponsors have added these programs to their array of salable partnerships." |
I'll philosophize for a moment and make the claim that all the wars; crusades and general pushy behavior from the Paleolithic era until now can be linked to dick size. The moment the male sex figured out that their third leg had a higher purpose; they have done all they can to prove whose dick was bigger. There, I said it again.
Thanks to modern technology, physiology and the resurrection of ancient practices, all men everywhere can get a bigger dick. Thanks to the Internet, webmasters can make money from selling penis enlargement programs. Faster than a teenage fellow can get an erection, adult sponsors have added these programs to their array of salable partnerships.
The online sale of enhancement programs appeared on the Internet a little while after the natural Viagra reseller programs proved to be successful. The drug Viagra is a real, modern formulation and can only be sold through licensed pharmacists.
Herbal Viagras are unregulated concoctions of plants and minerals such as ginseng, ginkgo biloba and yohimbe. Personal experience with an old boyfriend is my testament to yohimbe. Whether psychological or physiological, yohimbe gave him stamina, a small increase in penis size and very horny behavior. It also caused him to be gruff and aggressive and rather groggy when it's effects wore off. I'm a great proponent of herbal products, but some are very potent and can mess with your heart rate and liver. If you choose to sell herbal sexual stimulants, I hope you use a sponsor that will absolve you of any future lawsuits if these herbal mixes turn out to be dangerous.
The safest way to sell penis-related programs has to be the enlargement programs that use exercise and diet. True, most of the special methods and techniques (protected by membership fees) are just regurgitations of ancient texts like "The Perfumed Garden" written in the sixteenth century by Sheikh Nefzaoui. "The Perfumed Garden" was a detailed guide that included the chapters: "Concerning the Causes of Impotence in Men" and "Prescriptions for Increasing the Dimensions of Small Members and for Making Them Splendid".
It and other even older methods explain various ways to increase blood flow and sperm production. The new penis enlargement programs simply have the advantage of recent research studies that reinforce eons-old practices. As a reseller of this information, you can be assured that what you are promoting is safer than herbal supplements and derived from established methods used throughout the centuries.
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The penis enlargement/herbal Viagra market looks to have long-term potential. It's one of those product lines that customers find easier to purchase from the privacy of their home. The interest in these products will also be sure to get a media surge soon with the introduction of Vardenafil from Bayer Pharmaceuticals. According to His and Her Health:
"Vardenafil works in much the same way as Viagra. Both inhibit the phosphodiesterase type-5 (PDE-V) enzyme, increasing the level of a chemical called cyclic GMP. This chemical causes the smooth muscle in the penis to relax, allowing more blood flow to enter the penis to facilitate an erection. Unlike Viagra, Vardenafil appears to target the PDE-5 enzyme more specifically. This could produce fewer side effects".
When Vardenafil is released, those selling penis-enhancing programs are sure to see an upsurge in customers. If you are already selling this service on your site, you might want to take advantage of the fresh customers coming your way. If you want to sell this product line and need places to go for sponsorship here are a few sites to get you started:
Get Hung from SIC Cash
(http://www.siccash.com)
From the folks that brought you Amateur Beaver, the GET HUNG program offers sign-up payouts from $25-$35.
Cash Quest's BIG DICK program
(http://www.cashquest.net)
Cash Quest is also another long-lived adult affiliate that offers a $25-$33 per sign-up ratio.
Penis Health
http://www.penis-health.com)
Paying out between $26 and $33 per sign up, this program also features banners and text to promote the program to the gay market.
I said before, I don't have a dick. I do know that size and function is damned important and has been for all of recorded history. Selling them a service that is safe and natural and proven is a righteous way to profit from a serious male concern.