I Suck. At. Design.
There, I said it. Okay, I've said it about a hundred times already. I just wanted you to know that I know, I can't design worth shit and my sales suffer because of that unavoidable fact. I do my best to make up for my design stupidity by pimping my skill at writing sales copy but I know I'm fighting an uphill battle. I know there are designers out there making pages that not only look good but sell consistently. These magicians are gifted with natural talents that can't be taught. They just know. They just do. They are just a hundred million times better than me.
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"I have little faith in my ability to discern an attractive design from a productive one. I've done years of research on effective ad placement, color schemes and layouts but my eyes will not accept the training." |
The thing is, while professional web design is easy for me to recognize, I have little faith in my ability to discern an attractive design from a productive one. I've done years of research on effective ad placement, color schemes and layouts but my eyes will not accept the training. The things I like turn out to the least marketable. That's why I won't waste your time with my opinions on who the best adult designers are. My opinion is worthless. Instead, I come to you with a hand-picked list from someone who knows more about about site design than anyone I've ever met. I am giving you the designer recommendations from the foremost Cozy authority on design - my boss: C-Pimp.
Who is C-pimp? Look around at the wonderful webpage you're on right now. See how easy it is to navigate? See the beautiful combination of color, font size, graphics and layout? Notice how the sponsor ads opp right out at you? That's C-Pimp. From the top to the bottom, Cozy Frog is his design baby. It's all him and he knows what he's doing.
The list below is the absolute gospel when it comes to top-notch adult web designers because it came directly from the man that makes the Frog jump. These names make up the best, the ELITE. If you're serious about create an adult site, these are the places you need to visit:
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Blue Design Studios
Thinks of the biggest, most famous names in Internet porn and you'll have written the client list for Blue Design Studios. Playboy. Hustler. Jenna Jameson. Adult Revenue Service. Traffic Cash Gold. These companies don't fuck around. They know the top of the line and Blue Design is the pinnacle. Stop by their newly re-designed site and take in the awesomeness.
Dickman's Design
It's okay. Dickman is brewing up his recipes for web goodness and is coming back with a provider layout that's going to blow the socks off all of us. That's what Dickman does: sock-blowing design. While you're waiting for Dickman V.5, spend your time enjoying the wonder that is Dickman V.4. Dickman is a two-time XBIZ award winner and just looking at V.4 you can tell Dickman is ahead of the game by miles.
Wylde Sites
Wylde Sites has been nominated for an XBIZ award five times. They've won three. No matter what services you require, when it comes to design, Wylde Sites has you covered. Clean, crisp, stunning. From full paysites to a single banner if you're ready to pay for high quality, highly profitable design then it's time to turn your attention to Wylde Sites.
Adult Design
Just one look and you can tell that you're dealing with a cutting-edge design firm. Eye-popping. Browser friendly. This ain't your mom's design firm. This is the place you go when you want the very latest and the very best. Pimping since 1997, Adult Design speaks to your surfers with unparalleled visual artistry.
Bluefly Adult
Back in the day, when webmasters were still trying to figure our their specialties, Bluefly rose above the fray as a reliable design company. They set standards then, they maintain those standards now. You'll be thrilled with Bluefly's exemplary services and reasonable prices. No nonsense. No kidding. Strictly good stuff.
There you have it. The cream of the crop. The bee's knees. The best of the best. When you're ready to go to the next level to open a site that makes money, then your first destination should be one of these Elite Designers!